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jay2578

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« Reply #150 on: June 29, 2010, 08:44:27 PM »
All England games will from now on be shown on the gay network, as the sight of 11 a***holes getting hammered for 90mins is too explicit for itv and the bbc
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« Reply #151 on: June 29, 2010, 11:02:55 PM »
Apparently David Blane is raging, his record for standing around in a box for 42 days doing f*ck all has been smashed by Wayne Ronnie
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« Reply #152 on: July 07, 2010, 04:41:00 PM »
Let?s spare a thought for Michael O?Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair.
Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.
The barman nodded and said ?that will be one Euro please, Mr. O?Leary?.

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied ?That?s a very competitive price? and handed over his money.
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?Will you be wanting a glass with your Guinness, Mr O'Leary ?? enquired the barman.
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genem

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« Reply #153 on: July 11, 2010, 12:42:02 AM »
So just how tight are Geordie coppers ? 6 hours and they still never got a round in......


I'll get my coat.......
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