Lucky me. I'm road-testing a Range Rover Sport HSE TDV6 for a forthcoming review in The Scotsman.
It's the same colour as my Defender, but there the similarities end.
For instance, I drove it through a lot of puddles today, and I still have dry feet.
Nothing rattles, clunks or squeaks.
The heater pumps out hot air. Hot!!! Hot, I tell you!
The kids don't complain about the din at 60mph. That's because there is no din. It's whisper-quiet. Besides, they're too busy watching DVDs on the screens set into the headrests.
It also costs more than the first house I bought, and I'm not that old. The price of the in-car entertainment system alone would have paid for a very nice conservatory.
To sum up then: It's not like any other Land Rover I've ever driven. I'm just nipping back outside to check it actually HAS a green oval on it.