No, not a description of me.... :-)
I brought the new LWT home tonight, very happy with what I have got for the money, but with some issues that will need early attention - ....notably a serious screech ( clutch ?) when accelerating, in or out of gear ! History is that its supposed to be a new clutch when the vehicle was rebuilt onto a galv chassis just on a year ago and the vehicle has done less than 61 miles since. Is it likely to be just sticking and needing a bit of mileage or..... Edited to add...just found an invoice for "replace bolt in cross-shaft for clutch mechanism" ...from 30 miles ago ! Hmmmm.
Its also got a fair bit of play in the steering and, having driven home fine and sat burbling away to itself while it was unloaded its now not idling - dies as soon as you take your foot off the pedal. I'm suspecting crap in the carb after sitting so long ?
...further edited to add...and the guys on the Ex Mil forum think that from the chassis no it was once a LHD vehicle !
Other than that, minor niggles, I'm happy ;-)
G.