Ok so last one for tonight or should that be this morning
At the local quiz the compare ask "How many fish can you name that start and end with the same letter"
Mmm thinks the assembled audience fish start end...
So the compare gives them some help by giving them an example
"Trout starts with a T and ends with a T"
Minutes later and no answers comming from the audience the compare suggests again another
"What about Kilmarnock? Starts and ends with a K"
The audience are quiet for a moment and them somebody shouts out "Kilmarnock thats not a fish it s a town"
"Really" says the compare "I thought it was a PLAICE in Ayrshire"
Ok I will quit when ahead